Monday, 27 September 2010

Hello World...........................

Ok heres my story..................

For about 10 years now I have hated my nose (sorry nan but its all your fault!!!!!)
So for my 21st birthday I decided that I would ask for money towards a nose job. My wonderful mum then doubled it and agreed to lend me the rest so I could get it done sooner.

So I had my first consultation mid August. I decided to go to transform as a few of my friends have used them.
I walk in the consultation room and the lovely lady behind the desk says " so we are here for a breast enlargement " (at which point I look down at my normal size breasts wondering if I may now need implants too)
Once my mother has finished giigling wondering how this woman could miss my ridiculously enormous nose I informed her that I was infact fine with my breast's right now and was here for Rhinoplasty. She then explained that she had 3 surgeons that did Rhinoplasty and that each had his own little "trade mark".
The first guys gave all his patients a button nose (not for me i dont think), the second guy gave his patients staight and pointy (also not what I'm looking for) and the final surgeon Mr Khan does complete transformations and seeing as the whole world and his wife knows about my plans for surgery I agreed that he was best for me.
So once she explained some of the gory details and after my mum was nearly sick I was booking in to meet Mr Khan and to have my pre-op for the 24th September.

In this short period of time between my consultation and pre op check up I think I have driven everybody mad talking about my nose job, So I am taking this oppertunity to apologise to you all Sorry.....................

The 24th has been and gone so I will now give you a quick run through of what happened,

Got the train down from Bournemouth to Putney and met my mum at the station and can I please point out (although she will probably kill me for this) she had the most hideous shoes I have EVER seen on, Black and shiny not a good look for even a prozzie let alone my mother!!!!

Arrived at the Clinic an hour early and was called into see Mr Khan within miunites,
Now I have been researching people who have had Mr Khan and all have said that he is very blunt and staright to the point. So we walked into his office and there on the table infront of me about 10 sets of breast inplants, so now i'm thinking perhaps he thinks I need a boob job too.

Once sat down my mother got slightly starstruck and blurted out " I saw you on tv the other day!!!" To which he nervously smiled (as if my mother was some crazed lunatic stalker) and said yes.
He asked what I felt needed changing on my nose, I thought HELLOOOO.................... look at the size of it!!!!!!!
After marching me to the mirror and making me stare at myself he started pointing out more defects that I hadn't even noticed before, so now I'm even more unhappy with my Honker.
Now I know people said that Mr Khan was straight to the point but no word of a lie I was in and out within 4 minuites!!
Back in the waiting room and now being called by the Nurse for my Pre Operative Check-up. The normal questions are asked what am I allergic to do i have a history of heart attacks blah blah blah. And then the bit I have really been dreading the before photo's. Yuc yuc yuc i hate my photo and expecially hate photos of my side profile.
Dont think I have mentioned this yet but I have already booked a date for my Op and its the 8th October (less than 2 weeks away ahhhhhhh)
Lunch break has finished now so I will update nearer the date of my Op!!!!
Oh and will add the dreaded before pics soon
Bye xx

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