Pre Op!!!!

Hi All,

I havent been able to update since the Op as I have been staying at my nans and she is not quite with the "internet times" yet. So I will be recapping what has been happening over the past 4 days.

Ok so I will start with the journey to the hospital Friday morning, the half an hour ride which felt like about 3 hours!!! with Dave keep saying "its gonna be ok" " i really wouldnt worry about it too much" " it will be over before you know it". All bloody right for him to say as he will not be taking the blows of Mr khan's (surgeon) bad mood. And can I just say for a Nose surgeon Mr Khan himself has the biggest hooter I have ever seen (yes it is even bigger than mine)

Any way so we arrive at the Hospital after the man who's knows where everything is gets lost!!!! Sorry Dave but your not that good!
Once at Reception am taken straight through to my room where I am given my fetching outfit pic is on the previous blog. And told to get changed. So have started getting undressed and then the Anaesthetist comes in (clothes go back on), he talks me through what he will be doing. He goes so I start getting undressed again, nurse comes in takes my blood pressure heart rate and temperature. This procedure then happens about 179 times during my one night in hospital, oh by the way clothes have gone back on! The nurse says that there is 2 people to go in for Ops before me so I am looking at going in at about 11.30 so that gives me 2 hours to calm myself down. nurse goes so the clothes start coming off again and Mr Khan comes barging in ( at this point the trousers are fully off and I just have the paper panties on NOT my most fashionable look I have to say.) Dressing gown comes to the rescue!! He tells me to hurry up and get ready (as if I havent been trying to) as he is ready for me now.
WHAT!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! NOW!?!?!?!?!?!?! so my cooling down time is no more im gonna be whisked off to surgery any time now AHHHHH.

Sitting in the room next to the Operating Theatre the nurse checked all my details again. Then unknowingly joked "just checking that you do wake up with a big pair of boobs" If you (like me) have been counting this is the 3rd time a Boob Job has been mentioned!!

Would like to be able to say that I was brave but I was a complete and utter WIMP!! Was walked into the Operating Theatre and layed on the table and at that point I realised that this was all a mistake and I didnt infact want this done at all but they didnt want to listen in the end I was being held down to have the anaesthetic, the nurse said Goodnight then it all went black.........................................